Is this cheating?
September 21, 2009 at 12:27 pm Leave a comment
In the same way Viagra was supposed to help men with sexual dysfunction, this orgasmatron is designed for women who can’t orgasm. But as history shows, we know who’ll be rushing to use it and it won’t be them.
The Spinal Orgasmatron lets users come at the touch of a button. Instant happy, as they say, but unlike vibes, you won’t have to wait for the buzz to get you there because the device is connected to your nervous system via wires inserted into your spine! I think a User Caution should be printed in large letters on the box, also insertion by medical professional should be advised.
Price could be around USD12K but you’d save on dinners and intimate apparel. Perhaps there’ll be an iPhone app that lets you set it off remotely ‘coz this one doesn’t quite do the job on location. I can just hear it now, “Dammit, out of batteries!”
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